Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Scholera 

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

Scholera by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schickerd

To get very drunk.

Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.

schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

scholera 

The condition in which a person becomes too smart for their own good.

"Steve would have more friends if he didn't suffer from Scholera"

scholera by BUnko January 11, 2008