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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenbein 

Last name of German origin. It loosely translated means pretty legs.
Christian Friedrich Schönbein - The inventor of the fuel cell, He also discovered gun cotton and ozone. Schoenbein
Schoenbein by Joshua Schoenbein October 29, 2008

sloppy schoeb steamer cream 

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

schlebbi 

a schlebbi is a numskull who hasnt really done anything wrong but deserves a beating for it.
"what ya nicking me pen for ya 'schlebbi'"
schlebbi by jonny veeza September 15, 2006

schoenbaechler 

In German means a beautiful brook.
That is a nice schoenbaechler

schoenborn

Someone who has awesome style and is surrounded by friends and bitches 24/7
Dude, check out that schoenborn over there. Why can't I be him?
schoenborn by jakesituation15 February 1, 2014