schnose 

Xqc MASSIVE NOSE THAT U CAN BREAK WITH A DRILL

I will continue my legacy and drill that huge Schnose

schnose by Shartywaffles69 October 5, 2018

German Shnouser 

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017

schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.

Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!

schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

harvesting schnooseberrys by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012

ulrich schnauss 

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.

A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"

ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

ulrich schnauss 

- God of music
- Godlike music

A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss

ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004

Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England

1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.

Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019