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A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.
by anonymooseeh November 13, 2006
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A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...
Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!
by And September 20, 2003
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A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.
Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.
by LeHommardDuMaine May 23, 2011
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A word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.
"Hi <boyfriend/girlfriend> You are so totally my schnookums, I am completely in love with you"

Answer-"I only want you for sex and money"
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^ this is the dumbest thing I've seen on here
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CURTIS, The sweetest and cutest person ever!
by Lisa November 28, 2003
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german dogs playing snooker while cuming.
bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnookums, past. schnookumed.
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