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1. schnook
NOUN: Slang A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe.
ETYMOLOGY: Yiddish shnuk, snout, schnook, from Lithuanian snukis, mug, snout.
"im just a regular Schnook" GOODFELLAS
2. schnook
slang term for marijuana
yo u have the schnook or wat?
3. Schnook
The period of time in which one's penis ejaculates without ever touching the penis.
Joe: Yo', I just had a really great schnook!
Myke: Me too! We should schnook with each other again!
Jack: Uhhh....
4. schnook
An unlikeable person with a very dry personality.
Henry: Wanna come inside and wash the dishes? It'll be fun!!!

John: Stupid schnook.
5. schnook
manly, beastly, vile, disgusting, naxiouating, vulgar; ultimately kelsey hansens appearance
"Wow steves girlfriend is such a schnook!"
6. schnook
A male that is a douche and has no wiener. Questionable sexuality. Overuses gay voice. Claims to like girls but secretly packs fudge. Could be used to describe a female, if applicable.
ew, what a schnook.
he's such a schnook.
that girl's a fucking schnook, dude.
7. schnook
a pretty fly guy who's respected by all his peeps
you're a pretty schnook guy, mo'fo