schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schnizzie 

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.

I'm drinking Schnizzie!

Schnizzie by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams 

A word originating in hawaii, that is used in reference to pure uncut Cocaine

A yo son i just copped a fresh batch of SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams.

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams by Kamehameha I July 22, 2009

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

schanizzlebits

a word that can be referrenced when you have nothing to say, in place of a curse word.

Oh schanizzlebits!

schanizzlebits by Melissa Eddy Brown March 11, 2011

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012