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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

Schnickelfritz 

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)
Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!
A stupid person that is incredibly annoying and makes you filled with rage
“Hey man did you see that stupid schnite walking down the hallway yesterday?”
“Yeah, what a schnite.”
schnite by swaglicious688 October 15, 2020
A Jewish-Yiddish expression meaning 'small amount.'
Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS: "Chrissy, give me a schtikel of fluoride."
schtikel by jerryseinfeld69 June 3, 2010

Schnickel 

To make something somebody else's problem; especially regarding money.

To bamboozle someone.
To weazel out of responsibility.
I got totally Schnickeled yesterday. Dude "forgot" his wallet when we went for coffees again!

The Schnickeler got out Schnickeled with the great BBQ debacle of 2019
Schnickel by BigBert69 March 30, 2020

schnizen 

I schnizened my pants.

You little schnizen, don't watch that kiddie show!

That song is the schnizen.
schnizen by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010