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Schlagnog 

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
Schlagnog by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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schniggology 

The study of schniggers, aka,
Whats your major in college? I'm studying schniggology at NIGUSD.
schniggology by Chris Niggason April 24, 2020
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schniggology 

At its most basic form, it is the science of schniggers. To get more in depth, it is the study of a jabooty placed within a combustible mug, which on occasion, may be a part of a soluble solution of pickle juice in a semi-conductor for nuclear sciences. It is intriguing how schiniggology performs within a hole of endless fear where totacular indigestion creates an immense amount of pain within the abdomen.
Bob created schniggology in hopes of patenting his work for potent Krampus living in a pancreas
schniggology by locustion April 26, 2020
A chinese man with three toes.
I once saw a schnigo wipe his ass without looking.
schnigo by erinandpatrick March 2, 2009

Shignogglers 

The better word for boobs. Much prettier than any other word for them. Almost Russain.
DAMN, that girl has some amazing shignogglers!" or "Shignogglers! I didnt do my math homework.
Shignogglers by ADRABStar July 9, 2010