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schnagling 

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.
How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"
schnagling by HKO15 June 15, 2017
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schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.
The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

J-Schwiggity 

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.
Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.
J-Schwiggity by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.
Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

Schnitzin' 

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."
"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"
Schnitzin' by XWING November 25, 2009

Schnillin 

John: "What are the plans later?"
James: "We Schnillin' at Kyle's"
Schnillin by oldBurnsey May 19, 2020

Schiggenbörger 

Schiggenbörger is a philosophical construct to those enjoying their late night drink. Similar to religions, one might encounter the Schiggenbörger late at night in a dark alley, as an angelic projection.

Mostly encountered after too many drinks.
We went for some Schiggenbörger yesterday, we had a great night!