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evolved from the well-known word schmexie, then to schmy by the late 1880's, then to its commonly used form of the present era, schmyzer. It means lexie but is also synonymous with katy, or mark-ass friend.
Bdddllch, schmyzer, who eat dere?
by schmyzer April 11, 2005

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