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A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.
"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"
by Rob R September 07, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire
while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long
by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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