A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)
That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.
by the original dick January 30, 2003
10 Words related to schmuck
A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
to refer to a person as a shit-fuck
Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 18, 2012

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