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A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)
That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.
by the original dick January 30, 2003
 
1.
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
 
2.
A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
 
3.
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
 
4.
it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
 
5.
When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
 
6.
Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by 23419 July 21, 2010
 
7.
Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.
Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!
by Super Duper888 June 17, 2010