A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)
That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.
by the original dick January 30, 2003
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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
The excess paper at the end of the roach on a joint. Called 'schmuck' because you usually cut it off.
"I won't be able to get a good haul off that man, cut that schmuck off"
by NewFnShow January 18, 2008
someone's dick.

Also used offensively.
"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."
by Hannah Montana May 26, 2007
person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done
a coworker of mine who does nothing all day
by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.
"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."
by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008
Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
by Spike rules June 03, 2006

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