A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)
That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.
by the original dick January 30, 2003
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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.
"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."
by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done
a coworker of mine who does nothing all day
by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
by Dustin April 10, 2005

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