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a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
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(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)
(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry" (3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc (1) Throw that schmuck away!
(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc are "Schmuck" (3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks |
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moron, idiot, general derogitory term "You complete schmuck!"
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it is a yidish word and it means prick my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
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the discarded foreskin following a circumcision. "Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"
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A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process. Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!
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An idiot, fuck head. Origin: yiddish You are a schmuck.
YES YOU! |
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A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself. Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck. Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything! Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck. |
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