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Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)

Now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"

3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"
"I schmu you loads"

"Do you schmu me?"

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"

"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"
by mim February 08, 2008
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A word that means you don't care. A verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. Similar to Meh.
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Schmu."
by DancerGirl42 September 15, 2006
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the most intense type of butt sex. evar. only the most badasses of badasses would EVAR think of THINKING about doing THIS
"hey baby wana schmu tonight?"
"hell no!"

your not enough of a badass to know about it
by the original schmulbach October 16, 2011
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Schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*
"Gosh, Jeremy, you've got a schmu!"
"Have fun in my schmu!"
"I don't like girls in my schmu."
by Morgan&Whitney January 08, 2008
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