classic schmosby 

It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.

kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies

classic schmosby by dastruggleisreal March 17, 2015

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

Schmohawk 

A douche bag driver.

Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.

Schmohawk by jojo20 September 23, 2007

Schoosh 

Cool , Chill, or Awesome. Useally used while with friends and mositerising your faces :) ,

Cameron " Did you see that ?"

Shelby " Totally! It was majorly schoosh!! "

Schoosh by Schoosh face :) November 5, 2011

Schmiosh 

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies

Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh

Schmiosh by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

schmashmeal 

1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

schmashmeal by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

schmashing 

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex

My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.

schmashing by Lord Berling July 27, 2007