1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes
yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.
dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!