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Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.
Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 07, 2003
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One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.
"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl
by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008
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A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.

see "swagga"
Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.
by SPARKY, all powerfull ONE March 02, 2009
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Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.

Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.

Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
Hey, I'm going to go schmooze for a minute.

Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing.
by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010
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