by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016
Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.
Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
by azmi April 17, 2003
Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.
Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.
by Anonymous June 7, 2003
To Schmooze (v) A term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.
Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
1: Where were you last night?
2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
by Greg-in-DC June 24, 2011
To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.
Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
by Rali July 26, 2005
to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010