Schnoophgee

A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.

"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."

Schnoophgee by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019

Schmoopie Papoopie 

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.

Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!

Schmoopie Papoopie by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010

schmoopie 

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.

Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.

schmoopie by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005

schmoopzie 

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

schmoopzie by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016

schmoopie 

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

schmoopie by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Schmooplette 

A girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
An unquantifiably adorable Goddess.

Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.

Schmooplette by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

sloppy schmoopie 

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

sloppy schmoopie by peebody March 17, 2008