The sweat on your gooch.
(Thing between your balls and ass)
Dude that run was so hard, ahh, i schmoofed myself.
a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can
person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!
person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno
Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.
"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."
"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."
"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."