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A large and well-girthed penis. Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?
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Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz. I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess. Your mom ate my schmonster. |
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