schultzed 

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

schultzed by Laser layton October 7, 2014

Schmitzed 

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

Schmitzed by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

dick schmoltz 

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

dick schmoltz by shit yeah December 31, 2008

schmoltz 

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

schmoltz by Bee Time May 20, 2008

Schmotzel 

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

Schmotzel by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

schmetzed 

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

schmetzed by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

schmotzer 

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

schmotzer by Leemush June 13, 2018