schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schnizzie 

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.

I'm drinking Schnizzie!

Schnizzie by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013

schizzin

intransitive verb, going postal or behaving hysterically about minutia.

Yo, you be schizzin and straight trippin, G.

schizzin by jbmonday October 13, 2003

schnizzit 

Something awesome. It's important to use the word "the" in front of the word schnizzit or it will take on the meaning of something less desirable. For example I am the schnizzit means I am awesome. I am schnizzit means I am shit, crap, etc.

That taco I just ate was the schnizzit.

schnizzit by I Am The Hotstepper June 9, 2017

schmizzow 

an interjectionary word. most used to express euphoria or orgasm.

Schmizzow! That was a great toe fuck!

schmizzow by J-dubbles April 21, 2004

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

schmitzin' it 

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

schmitzin' it by stater May 15, 2008