Top Definition
A traditional tall hairstyle worn my American men, using excessive amounts of hair products to force the bangs vertically giving the allusion of being taller. This hair style is reserved for most game show hosts, pushy sales people and anyone from New Jersey.
Conan O'Brien has more schmise than anyone else in the entertainment industry.
by The Winning Weasel August 10, 2016

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