A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.