All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.
"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.
guy2: ill take her home tonight and schmidty her
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric