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schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!
damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006
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use this word to describe an object as being sexy.
loraine: wow, dave is sexy!!
sue: well, the pink lampshade in the bathroom is schmexy!
by frankee January 03, 2006
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"Schmexy" is a word associated with "sexy" and "smexy", but the added "ch" makes it a level 100 word. Other perks to the term "schmexy" is that the word circumvents many online chat filters, yet people still recognize its basic meaning. The term is used widely in the Southern U.S. states, but can be heard in Northern states. Also, if the word's energy is harnessed correctly, one can shoot a laser beam up to 2 miles that will obliterate anything on contact.
I am schmexy, you are schmexy, we're all schmexy!
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State of being remade sexy after an act of grooming, i.e. haircut, shave, shower, etc.
Adam just got a haircut and is looking schmexy, again.
by IfYouLoveItWhyDontYouMarryIt February 22, 2009
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It's mean Sexy, hot, and cool.
by Nosilla the great December 09, 2005
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sexy: often in a younger, more childish way, eg. prosti-tots.
Oh, you look schmexy in that dress!
Alisha is sooo schmexy.
by Maddy Jane June 24, 2006
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A sexy mexican, or how you say sexy when you are really shit-faced
drunk guy: woowwww, shle ish really schmexy.
drunk friend: yesh she ish!
by kill the sound December 17, 2007
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