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1.
schmertz
Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.
You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!
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bad luck
schleprock
misfortune
retribution
kharmic retaliation
by
HJR
Apr 19, 2006
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2.
schmertz
To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.
Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!
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defecate
shit
crap
shmertz
foul
odor
by
Kip Kipling
Feb 26, 2011
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