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1. schmegma
sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
by antonio Jun 26, 2004 add a video
2. schmegma
The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
by Ray Podogg Apr 14, 2003 add a video
3. schmegma
The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
by Bun-Ju Nov 27, 2003 add a video
4. schmegma
dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is fuckin nasty
5. schmegma
A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
6. schmegma
it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
by jessica Nov 20, 2003 add a video
7. schmegma
The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
by Erin and Samantha Apr 21, 2003 add a video
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