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a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades
holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it
by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009
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