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Blakeley is a schmeag
Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmebar 

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.
Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010
You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat
Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.