schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Schmeeda 

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

Schmeeda by ConvictPete June 5, 2022

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Schmeed 

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

Schmeed by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

Schmeed 

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

Schmeed by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023