anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness
What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.
by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 16, 2010
Top Definition

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.
Can you go get the schmee out of my care.


I'll see you at the Schmee.


I need more Schmee.


Who is this Schmee?
by manfriend July 03, 2004
Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend
Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.
by Captain Fizz June 06, 2005
A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.
You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?
by Boggz October 11, 2007
1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.
1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.
by Zachary Kamm December 17, 2007
The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.
by schmuea August 02, 2009
a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..
guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "
by australiaschmee November 18, 2010

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