1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.
1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.
a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.
Can you go get the schmee out of my care.
I'll see you at the Schmee.
I need more Schmee.
Who is this Schmee?
anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness
What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.
Can be used as a term of exasperation.
Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend
Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.
(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.
A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.
This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.
You are a schmee.
Are you schmeed right now?
You are a schmeeboggs.
Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?
a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..
guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"
evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.
I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus
The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.
schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!