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Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.
Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.
by Brandon12 March 21, 2007

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