1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics
2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"
3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."
4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."