schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

schmaded by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

schmaded by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

Schmaked 

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

Schmaked by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

schmaded by qdizzle June 17, 2003

schmaged 

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

schmaged by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

schmamed 

When things were crammed together Without care

My closet is all schmamed

schmamed by Literal3 July 8, 2016