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schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
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A human who resembles an ape.
Ben is a schmape.
schmape by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008
Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.
1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*
Schmæn by filipgs March 2, 2010

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)
"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"
Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009

schmovement 

movement that is skillful, impressive and or stylish.

could also be said as Schmoving.
"nobody could guard him because his schmovement was crazy."
"my mans was schmoving on them."
schmovement by toxic cowZ November 28, 2022
A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."


(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?
Schmae by keeeet March 11, 2009