schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schlatze'd

To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.

We're going to get Schlatze'd tonight!

Schlatze'd by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Schmatz 

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

Schmatz by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

schmacked 

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008