1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.
I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.