Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

schmasturbator 

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

schmasturbator by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 1, 2009

schmashmeal 

1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

schmashmeal by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

schmashing 

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex

My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.

schmashing by Lord Berling July 27, 2007

Schmah

Used in a surprised gesture, or just a word to replace a swear word.

Alternate spellings; Schmeh, Schmeah, Shma

Pronunciation (Sh-m-aa)

Note* Can be used as an insult!

Holy Schmah!

What the Schmah!

Schmah by KeyBoardWarrior July 2, 2009

schash 

A word that can basically mean any other word, but mostly it has a similar meaning to "chill out".

Keepa: OH MY GOODNESS!
Luke: Schash, man.

schash by Schashman January 6, 2014