Schmiggly Schmaffin 

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011

Schnarff 

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.

After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.

Schnarff by Toshrast January 8, 2009

Schmaff 

The female genetalia at face value.

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.

Schmaff by teedeebee September 2, 2009

schmaffle 

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

schmaffle by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

Schmarf

anything at all
noun, verb, adjective, etc

I just schmarfed my pants.

Schmarf by Seth Schmarfson January 30, 2012

Schnarff 

It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.

"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."

Schnarff by CrimHades April 16, 2019

Scharffuck 

Intercourse with a girl for 5 seconds or less (with or without her knowledge) and then representing it as "sex" to your peers.

"Hey guys, Adam totally scharffucked this girl at the club last night."

Scharffuck by MCA October 3, 2003