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v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)

n, schmant: someone who schmants
I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!
by haNd1287 April 21, 2004
 
1.
Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants
Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.
by demon816 November 17, 2010