A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus
Holy crap look at that schmang
1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.
2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang
3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?
Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.
2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang
3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.
I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.
dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum
I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear
a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared
After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.
Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.
Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy
A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.
That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!