wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008

schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

J-Schwiggity 

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

J-Schwiggity by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"

That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

schwaggtastiq by MrDictionaryOfWisdom April 3, 2011

Schmingit 

A greedy little goblin trying to steal your gold.

"No don't steal my gold Schmingit!" Said the wealthy king.

Schmingit by Amogusboy09877 September 1, 2023

Schmaggler 

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

Schmaggler by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010