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a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.
by Mike Early April 12, 2006
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a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.
by Mike Early May 08, 2006
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a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.
by Mike Early May 01, 2006
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A lazy bastard ROLL-OFF driver, who consistantly passes their work off to more productive drivers because they are nothing but lazy fucks!
Barry, do your own work you lazy fuckin` schluffer
by roll-off #2 October 23, 2008
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