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an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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The combination of blood and shit in a woman's panties.
Mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. I looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. I guess no sex for me tonight.
by 514x0r September 24, 2009
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