A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.
"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet
by Meeper February 23, 2004
10 more definitions
Top Definition
Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 03, 2004
Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 09, 2007
Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.
In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.
by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009
A bum
Her new boyfriend is such a schlub
by the X April 28, 2003
Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.
Don't be a schlub.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
A person , usually Peter Rincon Sainez , who has a severe below average IQ , doesn't have a life , usually fat or out of shape, and is extremely lazy.
Lucile: Did you see the schlubs sitting in thier house all spring break long?
Sandra: Yeah they said they were going to an air show but never even made it out the door!

Lucile: Typical antisocial schlubs..
by Suhihmooslem March 30, 2015

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