A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.
"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet
by Meeper February 23, 2004
Top Definition
Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 03, 2004
Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 09, 2007
Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.
In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.
by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009
A bum
Her new boyfriend is such a schlub
by the X April 28, 2003
1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.
If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.
by aka_Pyro August 17, 2008
The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.
The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!
by Saxony September 07, 2015

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