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Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 03, 2004
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Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 09, 2007
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Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
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An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.
In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.
by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009
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Her new boyfriend is such a schlub
by the X April 28, 2003
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1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.
If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.
by aka_Pyro August 17, 2008
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An absolute mess, somebody who doesn't care about anything, especially the opposite gender.
Vinny Falcone is a schlub
by Schlubs rule April 03, 2006
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