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2.
Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 09, 2007
 
1.
Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 03, 2004
 
3.
Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
 
4.
An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.
In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.
by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009
 
5.
A bum
Her new boyfriend is such a schlub
by the X April 28, 2003
 
6.
An absolute mess, somebody who doesn't care about anything, especially the opposite gender.
Vinny Falcone is a schlub
by Schlubs rule April 03, 2006
 
7.
1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.
If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.
by aka_Pyro August 17, 2008